Nae Hair On't

Robert Burns wrote and collected bawdy/dirty/cheeky songs throughout his life. He preserved the songs in a notebook which was kept in a locked drawer. After his death, those who would protect his name made sure it didn't come to light, and so it seemed to disappear.

But in life, he frequently passed copies of the manuscript copies around his male friends. An unauthorised book called The Merry Muses of Caledonia was published in Edinburgh around 1800, but only one or two copies remain. James Barke and Sydney Goodsir Smith finally produced a definitive version the 1960's (1965), but the collection today (turn of the century) is again out of print and very difficult to find. Strangely enough, most universities seem to have a copy or two in their libraries...

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Nae Hair On't

Yestereen I wed a lady fair,
And ye wad believe me,
On her cunt there grows nae hair,
That's the thing that grieves me.
It vexed me sair, it plagued me sair,
It put me in a passion
To think that I had wed a wife
Whose cunt was out o' fashion.
 

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